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2 1 7 minutes ago
@Riancjohnson shares a nugget of wisdom on creativity and why the best haters make the best creators.
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#starwars #thelasttjedi #knivesout #looper #brothersbloom #creativity #creativeprocess #rianjohnson #episodeviii #satire #comedy #parody #instagood #instafunny #fsw #fakenews #fakingstarwars #writing #screenwriting

@Riancjohnson shares a nugget of wisdom on creativity and why the best haters make the best creators.
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#starwars #thelasttjedi #knivesout #looper #brothersbloom #creativity #creativeprocess #rianjohnson #episodeviii #satire #comedy #parody #instagood #instafunny #fsw #fakenews #fakingstarwars #writing #screenwriting

1 0 12 minutes ago
Give me, don’t judge!

Follow @lasary_voatabia

Give me, don’t judge!

Follow @lasary_voatabia

7 1 12 minutes ago
Every beauty guru on YouTube...
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👉Link to FULL VIDEO in bio!
⭐️Youtube: JillianBillion
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🎬New videos every WEDNESDAY!

Every beauty guru on YouTube...
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👉Link to FULL VIDEO in bio!
⭐️Youtube: JillianBillion
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🎬New videos every WEDNESDAY!

0 3 13 minutes ago
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Beberapa dari kita tumbuh dengan cinta.
Beberapa dari kita tumbuh dengan senjata, perang dan makian.
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Bukan tentang seberapa besar, kamu tumbuh menjadi "manusia."
Tapi seberapa kuat, kamu mampu menjaga hatimu tetap "manusia."
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Beberapa dari kita tumbuh dengan cinta.
Beberapa dari kita tumbuh dengan senjata, perang dan makian.
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Bukan tentang seberapa besar, kamu tumbuh menjadi "manusia."
Tapi seberapa kuat, kamu mampu menjaga hatimu tetap "manusia."

0 1 15 minutes ago
It’s only natural: when you hear about a smash-a-thon, you finna pop off.

It’s only natural: when you hear about a smash-a-thon, you finna pop off.

12 1 16 minutes ago
Fast, funny, daily, news satire. Watch here on IGTV, subscribe on YouTube (link in the bio), or listen anywhere podcasts are heard. 
#popcastnews #indeed #dailynews #dontbeanasshole #dailymemes #memesdaily #comedy #satire #humor #resist #amazon #amazonfire #rainforest #rainforestfire #brazil #freefirebrazil  #globalwarming #climatechange

Fast, funny, daily, news satire. Watch here on IGTV, subscribe on YouTube (link in the bio), or listen anywhere podcasts are heard.
#popcastnews #indeed #dailynews #dontbeanasshole #dailymemes #memesdaily #comedy #satire #humor #resist #amazon #amazonfire #rainforest #rainforestfire #brazil #freefirebrazil #globalwarming #climatechange

31 0 28 minutes ago
John Leguizamo’s new musical KISS MY AZTEC! begins Sep 3. Don’t miss out on this exuberant and entertaining experience from the man who brought you LATIN HISTORY FOR MORONS.
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#lajollaplayhouse #johnleguizamo #theatre #musicaltheatre #newmusical #livetheatre #theatrearts #performingarts #theatreartist #instatheatre #theatretime #theatrelove #americantheatre #sandiegotheatre #theater #artsandculture #musicaltheater #visitsd #bestofsandiego #sdpulse #theatreworks #wheresandiego #latino #latina #latinx #satire #musical #kissmyaztec

John Leguizamo’s new musical KISS MY AZTEC! begins Sep 3. Don’t miss out on this exuberant and entertaining experience from the man who brought you LATIN HISTORY FOR MORONS.
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#lajollaplayhouse #johnleguizamo #theatre #musicaltheatre #newmusical #livetheatre #theatrearts #performingarts #theatreartist #instatheatre #theatretime #theatrelove #americantheatre #sandiegotheatre #theater #artsandculture #musicaltheater #visitsd #bestofsandiego #sdpulse #theatreworks #wheresandiego #latino #latina #latinx #satire #musical #kissmyaztec

33 1 37 minutes ago
“AQUÍ TAMBIÉN EL ARTE CRECE” - A homage to the street art of Argentinean youth. Part of the “inframundo” series by Hermes Lucas at Gallery Thirteen.

“AQUÍ TAMBIÉN EL ARTE CRECE” - A homage to the street art of Argentinean youth. Part of the “inframundo” series by Hermes Lucas at Gallery Thirteen.

13 3 54 minutes ago
Seems legit. Channel 13 News has always been trustworthy. I certainly don't want my "photos not allowed" getting out there. Keep your hands off my stuff MySpace, and that goes for you too Bebo! You've been served! 😂 #myspace @instagram @danawhite @myspacetom #thisisnotadrill #satire #legaladvice

Seems legit. Channel 13 News has always been trustworthy. I certainly don't want my "photos not allowed" getting out there. Keep your hands off my stuff MySpace, and that goes for you too Bebo! You've been served! 😂 #myspace @instagram @danawhite @myspacetom #thisisnotadrill #satire #legaladvice

0 1 58 minutes ago
Apparently the real life conflict in Cadabra is confusing people. So some sick Internet troll made a meme to try to explain it to people. I mean WTF!! #synopsis #memes #satire #parody

Apparently the real life conflict in Cadabra is confusing people. So some sick Internet troll made a meme to try to explain it to people. I mean WTF!! #synopsis #memes #satire #parody

1 0 59 minutes ago
When his profile pic is a poem... #swipeleft 
#itssobad

When his profile pic is a poem... #swipeleft
#itssobad

8 1 1 hour ago
“Wow!” reported Jerry Bates, a veteran cloud-gazer, from his back patio. “Look at that one, Donna,” he said to his wife, who was sitting in a lawn chair adjacent to his. “Forty-three years in the bis’ and I haven’t  seen a more cloudy cloud than that there cloud,” he pointed. “The one that is clouding up a hell of a cloud up there. Them cloudy clouds is the best type of clouds, and that cloud is the best cloudy cloud I’ve ever seen. By golly, what a cloud!” Follow @channel52news for more stellar reporting.

Have a satirical headline or article? Sent it to the account. I read every submission, and contributors receive credit. 
#satire #satirical #satiricalnews #news #cloud #cloudy #cloudiest #funny #memes #theonion

“Wow!” reported Jerry Bates, a veteran cloud-gazer, from his back patio. “Look at that one, Donna,” he said to his wife, who was sitting in a lawn chair adjacent to his. “Forty-three years in the bis’ and I haven’t seen a more cloudy cloud than that there cloud,” he pointed. “The one that is clouding up a hell of a cloud up there. Them cloudy clouds is the best type of clouds, and that cloud is the best cloudy cloud I’ve ever seen. By golly, what a cloud!” Follow @channel52news for more stellar reporting.

Have a satirical headline or article? Sent it to the account. I read every submission, and contributors receive credit.
#satire #satirical #satiricalnews #news #cloud #cloudy #cloudiest #funny #memes #theonion

20 0 1 hour ago
What’s your favorite @therejects (#allamericanrejects) song? Mine is all of them, so it was a blast stepping into emo pop punk mode for this one. Full song on YouTube, link in bio!!
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What if those lazy summers could last forever? 🏝 ☀️ 🏄‍♀️...something tells me they might!! 🥵 .
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Please follow me for more like this and other fun projects coming down the pike!
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(Btw @therejects @dashboardconfessional @simpleplan @greenday @blink182 did I live up to the genre???)
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#dashboardconfessional #music #comedy #femalevocals #yellowcard #simpleplan #blink182 #emo #satire #funny #climatechange #amazonrainforest #conservation #songofthesummer #paramore #greenday #poppunk #beach #losangeles #california #goodcharlotte #boyslikegirls #logic #producer #mixing #mastering

What’s your favorite @therejects ( #allamericanrejects) song? Mine is all of them, so it was a blast stepping into emo pop punk mode for this one. Full song on YouTube, link in bio!!
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What if those lazy summers could last forever? 🏝 ☀️ 🏄‍♀️...something tells me they might!! 🥵 .
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Please follow me for more like this and other fun projects coming down the pike!
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(Btw @therejects @dashboardconfessional @simpleplan @greenday @blink182 did I live up to the genre???)
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#dashboardconfessional #music #comedy #femalevocals #yellowcard #simpleplan #blink182 #emo #satire #funny #climatechange #amazonrainforest #conservation #songofthesummer #paramore #greenday #poppunk #beach #losangeles #california #goodcharlotte #boyslikegirls #logic #producer #mixing #mastering

7 2 1 hour ago
Behold the new #coatofarms The dude shall herebeafter known as Lord Dude or Lord Dangerous. Also haveing been ordained the option to call him Reverand Lord Dangerous is an option his Honarary PhD also brings about options

Remember Dude 2020

#Satire #Comedy #DudeDangerous #principality ofsealand #universallifechurch. #ccu. #Honors #likeforlikes #shameless. #automotive #wed #wednesday #funnyshit #dude #notmypresident e

Behold the new #coatofarms The dude shall herebeafter known as Lord Dude or Lord Dangerous. Also haveing been ordained the option to call him Reverand Lord Dangerous is an option his Honarary PhD also brings about options

Remember Dude 2020

#Satire #Comedy #DudeDangerous #principality ofsealand #universallifechurch. #ccu. #Honors #likeforlikes #shameless. #automotive #wed #wednesday #funnyshit #dude #notmypresident e

1,250 0 1 hour ago
Today’s tale....... Thank you to our wonderful audience who joined us for today’s tale of clubhouse bucks, sugar-substitute glazed gammon, IBS & radioactive ants.  It made sense at the time. We think ..... 😳.......🐜🦠🚽💰
#edfringe #MakeYourFringe

Today’s tale....... Thank you to our wonderful audience who joined us for today’s tale of clubhouse bucks, sugar-substitute glazed gammon, IBS & radioactive ants. It made sense at the time. We think ..... 😳.......🐜🦠🚽💰
#edfringe #MakeYourFringe

5 1 1 hour ago
Game of Tohok ®
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Pernahkah kita menyadari bahwa semakin dewasa seseorang. Maka makin tenang pula pembawaanya?
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Ingat tak, dahulu kita kecil begitu susah untuk diam? suka berpindah2 posisi, gemar bermain & berlari kesana-kemari

Tapi semakin kesini, makin kita dewasa, makin cenderung berkurang bergerak, makin banyak berfikir, memahami posisi, kondisi, situasi, & tugas maupun tanggung jawab pribadi

Masihkah kita sempat bermain game saat tugas2 menumpuk kian mendesak? Tentu tidak bila sudah dewasa

Kita sudah tak mungkin lagi kita berlari2 di dalam masjid. Mustahil kita berpindah2 posisi saat sholat. Kian lenyap sudah rasa tertarik bermain2 saat bertamu formal

Begitu pula dalam menjabat & memimpin. Semakin berat tanggung jawab & besar amanah sebuah peran, maka selayaknya kita kian tenang menjalaninya seolah terpaku oleh beban yang kian berat kian menekan-mendiamkan

Kalo pun ada juga spesies yang sifat jiwanya kekanak2an padahal terkurung dalam fisik dewasa alias cacat mental (bukan dalam makna sebenarnya)
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Teringat seorang milenial di zaman kenabian, Abdullah bin Abbas ketika terlantik oleh Nabi beban amanah berat sebagai Ahli Tafsir

Nabi melantik dengan cara menepuk2 dadanya dan mendoa "Allahumma faqqihhu fiddin wa a’llimhuttakwil, Ya Allah, berilah kefahaman kepadanya dalam urusan agama & ajarkan padanya Takwil (tafsir Quran)"
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Semenjak saat itulah jiwanya kian tenang tertunduk oleh beban. Dia sibuk duduk belajar dalam kamarnya, fokus & tak terfikir untuk pindah tempat

Hatta, teman2 yang seusianya yang biasa menemaninya bermain mengajaknya bermain, selalu tak digubris lagi. Tak peduli apapun jenis game & wahananya

Suatu ketika mereka heran bertanya, "kenapa bisa engkau berdiam diri, tidak jenuh seperti itu, padahal usia kita ini adalah usia bermain?"
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Abdullah bin Abbas menjawab dengan jawaban yang menohok, "bagaimana mungkin aku bosan & beranjak bila disini aku ditemani bersama Allah, para nabi, Rasulullah & para sahabatnya?"
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Yaitu kisah2 & latar belakang ayat demi ayat dalam Qur'an
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🎥 @shifrunn
📜 @shifrunn
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Good job sis, @sherlyannavita 😀
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#jokowi #ilc #ibukota #jakarta #banjir #macet #polusi #satire

Game of Tohok ®
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Pernahkah kita menyadari bahwa semakin dewasa seseorang. Maka makin tenang pula pembawaanya?
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Ingat tak, dahulu kita kecil begitu susah untuk diam? suka berpindah2 posisi, gemar bermain & berlari kesana-kemari

Tapi semakin kesini, makin kita dewasa, makin cenderung berkurang bergerak, makin banyak berfikir, memahami posisi, kondisi, situasi, & tugas maupun tanggung jawab pribadi

Masihkah kita sempat bermain game saat tugas2 menumpuk kian mendesak? Tentu tidak bila sudah dewasa

Kita sudah tak mungkin lagi kita berlari2 di dalam masjid. Mustahil kita berpindah2 posisi saat sholat. Kian lenyap sudah rasa tertarik bermain2 saat bertamu formal

Begitu pula dalam menjabat & memimpin. Semakin berat tanggung jawab & besar amanah sebuah peran, maka selayaknya kita kian tenang menjalaninya seolah terpaku oleh beban yang kian berat kian menekan-mendiamkan

Kalo pun ada juga spesies yang sifat jiwanya kekanak2an padahal terkurung dalam fisik dewasa alias cacat mental (bukan dalam makna sebenarnya)
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Teringat seorang milenial di zaman kenabian, Abdullah bin Abbas ketika terlantik oleh Nabi beban amanah berat sebagai Ahli Tafsir

Nabi melantik dengan cara menepuk2 dadanya dan mendoa "Allahumma faqqihhu fiddin wa a’llimhuttakwil, Ya Allah, berilah kefahaman kepadanya dalam urusan agama & ajarkan padanya Takwil (tafsir Quran)"
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Semenjak saat itulah jiwanya kian tenang tertunduk oleh beban. Dia sibuk duduk belajar dalam kamarnya, fokus & tak terfikir untuk pindah tempat

Hatta, teman2 yang seusianya yang biasa menemaninya bermain mengajaknya bermain, selalu tak digubris lagi. Tak peduli apapun jenis game & wahananya

Suatu ketika mereka heran bertanya, "kenapa bisa engkau berdiam diri, tidak jenuh seperti itu, padahal usia kita ini adalah usia bermain?"
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Abdullah bin Abbas menjawab dengan jawaban yang menohok, "bagaimana mungkin aku bosan & beranjak bila disini aku ditemani bersama Allah, para nabi, Rasulullah & para sahabatnya?"
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Yaitu kisah2 & latar belakang ayat demi ayat dalam Qur'an
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🎥 @shifrunn
📜 @shifrunn
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Good job sis, @sherlyannavita 😀
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#jokowi #ilc #ibukota #jakarta #banjir #macet #polusi #satire

7 0 1 hour ago
What do you complain about most? Follow @redditonly for more!

What do you complain about most? Follow @redditonly for more!

52 5 1 hour ago
You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about. =/ #imugly #satire

You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about. =/ #imugly #satire

3 0 1 hour ago
100% Min type humor 🤣🤣 #humor #Jessheim #satire #Haha #morsomt

100% Min type humor 🤣🤣 #humor #Jessheim #satire #Haha #morsomt

0 0 1 hour ago
WIN WIN... #trump #denmark #satire #comic #sketchclub #humor

WIN WIN... #trump #denmark #satire #comic #sketchclub #humor

4 0 1 hour ago
I'm never going to read this book.
. .But I will watch hulu serries

#catch22 #satire #season2 #notbad  #booksandblades #bookstagram #dimes #coins #mostlydimes #2liter #2literdimechallenge #knive #copper #metal #edcbook #edcblade #edccoin #kershaw #hulu 
5 years work of dimes left "Blowing dimes and quarters like" 
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I'm never going to read this book.
. .But I will watch hulu serries

#catch22 #satire #season2 #notbad #booksandblades #bookstagram #dimes #coins #mostlydimes #2liter #2literdimechallenge #knive #copper #metal #edcbook #edcblade #edccoin #kershaw #hulu
5 years work of dimes left "Blowing dimes and quarters like"
k-love

9 0 2 hours ago
THE LARGEST CROWD SIZE EVER! PERIOD!

THE LARGEST CROWD SIZE EVER! PERIOD!

46 3 2 hours ago
White Whole
$38.99
"White Whole" presents 1,136 lyrics, pastorals, satires, elegies, and narrative poems written in 2018 by Surazeus that explore the evolution of the universe since the First Flash from the White Whole.
https://tinyurl.com/WhiteWhole

#poetry #poem #lyric #pastoral #satire #elegy #narrative #book #modernism #postmodernism #metamodernism #cinemism #conceptualism

White Whole
$38.99
"White Whole" presents 1,136 lyrics, pastorals, satires, elegies, and narrative poems written in 2018 by Surazeus that explore the evolution of the universe since the First Flash from the White Whole.
https://tinyurl.com/WhiteWhole

#poetry #poem #lyric #pastoral #satire #elegy #narrative #book #modernism #postmodernism #metamodernism #cinemism #conceptualism

3 0 2 hours ago
Andrés Luis Cascioli (1936 - 2009) fue un humorista y dibujante argentino y sobre todo editor, entre cuyas revistas destacan Satiricón y Humor Registrado.

Sus inicios se dieron en el diseño publicitario y el dibujo de historietas.

En 1972 creó la revista Satiricón junto a Oskar Blotta, mientras que en 1978 fundó Humor y posteriormente Ediciones de la Urraca. De estas revistas fue el habitual realizador de las tapas, ilustraciones caricaturescas y satíricas que le dieron renombre.

La editorial publicó otras revistas, entre ellas Superhumor, Fierro, Humi, El Periodista de Buenos Aires, El péndulo. También numerosos libros.

En 1996 armó el proyecto y equipo de trabajo para la edición argentina de la revista Rolling Stone, y editó sus primeros nueve números.

A partir de 2006 exposiciones con sus originales se exhibieron en Buenos Aires, Rosario, Mar del Plata, Río Gallegos, Chivilcoy.

Fue autor de los libros La revista Humor y la dictadura; 30 años de humor político; La Argentina que ríe, y Grafovida (obra de Luis J. Medrano). En 1982 recibió por Humor el premio a la Mejor Revista Satírica del Mundo, en Italia. Ese mismo año la Asociación de Dibujantes de la Argentina lo distinguió como caricaturista del año.

En 2012 la Fundación Konex le otorgó un Diploma al Mérito postmortem por su trayectoria como ilustrador.

#andrescascioli #revistahumor #revistasatiricon #historieta #viñeta #vignette #comic #historietista #comics #dibujo #drawing #dibujante #historietas #historietaargentina #argentinecomic #argentina #argentine #ilustracion #illustration #arte #art #revista #magazine #humorpolitico #humor #satira #satire #cartoon #politica #humorgrafico

Andrés Luis Cascioli (1936 - 2009) fue un humorista y dibujante argentino y sobre todo editor, entre cuyas revistas destacan Satiricón y Humor Registrado.

Sus inicios se dieron en el diseño publicitario y el dibujo de historietas.

En 1972 creó la revista Satiricón junto a Oskar Blotta, mientras que en 1978 fundó Humor y posteriormente Ediciones de la Urraca. De estas revistas fue el habitual realizador de las tapas, ilustraciones caricaturescas y satíricas que le dieron renombre.

La editorial publicó otras revistas, entre ellas Superhumor, Fierro, Humi, El Periodista de Buenos Aires, El péndulo. También numerosos libros.

En 1996 armó el proyecto y equipo de trabajo para la edición argentina de la revista Rolling Stone, y editó sus primeros nueve números.

A partir de 2006 exposiciones con sus originales se exhibieron en Buenos Aires, Rosario, Mar del Plata, Río Gallegos, Chivilcoy.

Fue autor de los libros La revista Humor y la dictadura; 30 años de humor político; La Argentina que ríe, y Grafovida (obra de Luis J. Medrano). En 1982 recibió por Humor el premio a la Mejor Revista Satírica del Mundo, en Italia. Ese mismo año la Asociación de Dibujantes de la Argentina lo distinguió como caricaturista del año.

En 2012 la Fundación Konex le otorgó un Diploma al Mérito postmortem por su trayectoria como ilustrador.

#andrescascioli #revistahumor #revistasatiricon #historieta #viñeta #vignette #comic #historietista #comics #dibujo #drawing #dibujante #historietas #historietaargentina #argentinecomic #argentina #argentine #ilustracion #illustration #arte #art #revista #magazine #humorpolitico #humor #satira #satire #cartoon #politica #humorgrafico

48 0 2 hours ago
I decided to drop my short film "The Notion Show" on youtube today. It's had a little festival run and some interest from distribution, but it was always meant for the internet. I've wanted to make this film and play this character since 2010, so, it's crazy to finally be releasing it to the world. Here's a short clip. Link is in my bio.
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 A mockumentary about a dark web reality show in which a psychotic host makes unbeknownst contestants play games for their lives. 
#short #horror #funnygames #horrorfilm #film #funny #dark #darkweb #satire #realitytv #humor #twisted #horrorlover #horrorfan #thenotionshow #filmmaker #director #humiliation

I decided to drop my short film "The Notion Show" on youtube today. It's had a little festival run and some interest from distribution, but it was always meant for the internet. I've wanted to make this film and play this character since 2010, so, it's crazy to finally be releasing it to the world. Here's a short clip. Link is in my bio.
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A mockumentary about a dark web reality show in which a psychotic host makes unbeknownst contestants play games for their lives.
#short #horror #funnygames #horrorfilm #film #funny #dark #darkweb #satire #realitytv #humor #twisted #horrorlover #horrorfan #thenotionshow #filmmaker #director #humiliation

13 1 2 hours ago
A Political Rally Photo Of Beto O’Rourke Leads To An Exploration On The Dynamics Of Humans & Power...
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This EP Is A 10 Minute Soundscape Of Satire, Dark Humor & Politics...
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Click My Bio Link To #Listen & #Subscribe On #Applepodcasts, #GooglePlay, #Spotify And Others.
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#podcast #podcasts #podcastshow #experimental #politics #power #humans #satire #darkhumor #thoughts #thinking #ideas #truthseeker #freethinker #writer #blogger #genx

A Political Rally Photo Of Beto O’Rourke Leads To An Exploration On The Dynamics Of Humans & Power...
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This EP Is A 10 Minute Soundscape Of Satire, Dark Humor & Politics...
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Click My Bio Link To #Listen & #Subscribe On #Applepodcasts, #GooglePlay, #Spotify And Others.
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#podcast #podcasts #podcastshow #experimental #politics #power #humans #satire #darkhumor #thoughts #thinking #ideas #truthseeker #freethinker #writer #blogger #genx

2 0 2 hours ago
Yep. This Is Us. 😂😆 #2019 #funny #casualstyle #tshirt #ai #tech  #satire

Yep. This Is Us. 😂😆 #2019 #funny #casualstyle #tshirt #ai #tech #satire

6 0 2 hours ago
Top 10 Players going into next season..
Thoughts? Who should be higher? Who should be lower? Who did I forget?

Top 10 Players going into next season..
Thoughts? Who should be higher? Who should be lower? Who did I forget?

6,976 272 2 hours ago
Feels weird.

I was writing a novel, THE STEPHANIE GLITCH, since 2015 and then had too many ideas for chapters in 2018. So in August 2018 I put Steph on the shelf and started a book called "spare parts"... it has become more than that. It is a whole book in itself.

47 scifi and satirical stories spanning 11 universes, with some connecting together to form 2 exploded novellas. One universe is 40,000 words long, but each standalone story that contributes to it is no longer than 6000.

Read them as separate stories or as larger novella-like beasts. Either way you should have your mind extracted and your sense of humour questioned.

Follow a boy called God (no relation) as he goes to uni and snorts the last polar bears on a night out. Watch as physics professor Nori Furukawa steals someone's arm and doesn't give it back. Gasp in awe as the shame tripods from Snattap-B project our private moments onto the moon. Question what is real, if it matters, and who controls the simulation. Do alien squid plug you into a wall when you die, or are you an astronaut being fed images of earth as a last minute panic aversion by the AI in your dying space suit?

Those stars out there aren't real. There's someone else outside.

AVAILABLE NOW FOR SIGNED PRE-ORDER

Buy a regular copy today and I'll sign it to you and draw a little thing.

Buy a sponsor copy today and your name will be used to name a new space STD or maybe a spaceship depending on how I'm feeling.

Signed and signed-sponsor copies available now. Link in my bio.

#whobuiltthehumans #thestephanieglitch
#write #writinginspiration #scifi #sciencefiction #scifibook #author #indie #aliens #flatearth #meme #comedy #satire #simulation #publishing #amreading #goodreads #bestbooks #signedbooks #classics #classicscifi

Feels weird.

I was writing a novel, THE STEPHANIE GLITCH, since 2015 and then had too many ideas for chapters in 2018. So in August 2018 I put Steph on the shelf and started a book called "spare parts"... it has become more than that. It is a whole book in itself.

47 scifi and satirical stories spanning 11 universes, with some connecting together to form 2 exploded novellas. One universe is 40,000 words long, but each standalone story that contributes to it is no longer than 6000.

Read them as separate stories or as larger novella-like beasts. Either way you should have your mind extracted and your sense of humour questioned.

Follow a boy called God (no relation) as he goes to uni and snorts the last polar bears on a night out. Watch as physics professor Nori Furukawa steals someone's arm and doesn't give it back. Gasp in awe as the shame tripods from Snattap-B project our private moments onto the moon. Question what is real, if it matters, and who controls the simulation. Do alien squid plug you into a wall when you die, or are you an astronaut being fed images of earth as a last minute panic aversion by the AI in your dying space suit?

Those stars out there aren't real. There's someone else outside.

AVAILABLE NOW FOR SIGNED PRE-ORDER

Buy a regular copy today and I'll sign it to you and draw a little thing.

Buy a sponsor copy today and your name will be used to name a new space STD or maybe a spaceship depending on how I'm feeling.

Signed and signed-sponsor copies available now. Link in my bio.

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I collected beach debris as repetitive units of construction, transforming discarded toxic plastics into oversized mutant sea urchins made from scavenged styrofoam flotsam and the nose-cones of incendiary bottle-rockets. It’s ironic that many of these items are made in China, sold on Native American tribal lands, and exploded into the air during America’s celebration of the melting pot on Independence Day, only to end up stranded 
on Northwest shores.

I collected beach debris as repetitive units of construction, transforming discarded toxic plastics into oversized mutant sea urchins made from scavenged styrofoam flotsam and the nose-cones of incendiary bottle-rockets. It’s ironic that many of these items are made in China, sold on Native American tribal lands, and exploded into the air during America’s celebration of the melting pot on Independence Day, only to end up stranded
on Northwest shores.

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1,146 22 20 August, 2019
Game of Tohok ®
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Pernahkah kita menyadari bahwa semakin dewasa seseorang. Maka makin tenang pula pembawaanya?
.
Ingat tak, dahulu kita kecil begitu susah untuk diam? suka berpindah2 posisi, gemar bermain & berlari kesana-kemari

Tapi semakin kesini, makin kita dewasa, makin cenderung berkurang bergerak, makin banyak berfikir, memahami posisi, kondisi, situasi, & tugas maupun tanggung jawab pribadi

Masihkah kita sempat bermain game saat tugas2 menumpuk kian mendesak? Tentu tidak bila sudah dewasa

Kita sudah tak mungkin lagi kita berlari2 di dalam masjid. Mustahil kita berpindah2 posisi saat sholat. Kian lenyap sudah rasa tertarik bermain2 saat bertamu formal

Begitu pula dalam menjabat & memimpin. Semakin berat tanggung jawab & besar amanah sebuah peran, maka selayaknya kita kian tenang menjalaninya seolah terpaku oleh beban yang kian berat kian menekan-mendiamkan

Kalo pun ada juga spesies yang sifat jiwanya kekanak2an padahal terkurung dalam fisik dewasa alias cacat mental (bukan dalam makna sebenarnya)
.
Teringat seorang milenial di zaman kenabian, Abdullah bin Abbas ketika terlantik oleh Nabi beban amanah berat sebagai Ahli Tafsir

Nabi melantik dengan cara menepuk2 dadanya dan mendoa "Allahumma faqqihhu fiddin wa a’llimhuttakwil, Ya Allah, berilah kefahaman kepadanya dalam urusan agama & ajarkan padanya Takwil (tafsir Quran)"
.
Semenjak saat itulah jiwanya kian tenang tertunduk oleh beban. Dia sibuk duduk belajar dalam kamarnya, fokus & tak terfikir untuk pindah tempat

Hatta, teman2 yang seusianya yang biasa menemaninya bermain mengajaknya bermain, selalu tak digubris lagi. Tak peduli apapun jenis game & wahananya

Suatu ketika mereka heran bertanya, "kenapa bisa engkau berdiam diri, tidak jenuh seperti itu, padahal usia kita ini adalah usia bermain?"
.
Abdullah bin Abbas menjawab dengan jawaban yang menohok, "bagaimana mungkin aku bosan & beranjak bila disini aku ditemani bersama Allah, para nabi, Rasulullah & para sahabatnya?"
.
Yaitu kisah2 & latar belakang ayat demi ayat dalam Qur'an
.
🎥 @shifrunn
📜 @shifrunn
.
Good job sis, @sherlyannavita 😀
.
#jokowi #ilc #ibukota #jakarta #banjir #macet #polusi #satire #komedi #ngakak #shifrun #mrivky

Game of Tohok ®
.
Pernahkah kita menyadari bahwa semakin dewasa seseorang. Maka makin tenang pula pembawaanya?
.
Ingat tak, dahulu kita kecil begitu susah untuk diam? suka berpindah2 posisi, gemar bermain & berlari kesana-kemari

Tapi semakin kesini, makin kita dewasa, makin cenderung berkurang bergerak, makin banyak berfikir, memahami posisi, kondisi, situasi, & tugas maupun tanggung jawab pribadi

Masihkah kita sempat bermain game saat tugas2 menumpuk kian mendesak? Tentu tidak bila sudah dewasa

Kita sudah tak mungkin lagi kita berlari2 di dalam masjid. Mustahil kita berpindah2 posisi saat sholat. Kian lenyap sudah rasa tertarik bermain2 saat bertamu formal

Begitu pula dalam menjabat & memimpin. Semakin berat tanggung jawab & besar amanah sebuah peran, maka selayaknya kita kian tenang menjalaninya seolah terpaku oleh beban yang kian berat kian menekan-mendiamkan

Kalo pun ada juga spesies yang sifat jiwanya kekanak2an padahal terkurung dalam fisik dewasa alias cacat mental (bukan dalam makna sebenarnya)
.
Teringat seorang milenial di zaman kenabian, Abdullah bin Abbas ketika terlantik oleh Nabi beban amanah berat sebagai Ahli Tafsir

Nabi melantik dengan cara menepuk2 dadanya dan mendoa "Allahumma faqqihhu fiddin wa a’llimhuttakwil, Ya Allah, berilah kefahaman kepadanya dalam urusan agama & ajarkan padanya Takwil (tafsir Quran)"
.
Semenjak saat itulah jiwanya kian tenang tertunduk oleh beban. Dia sibuk duduk belajar dalam kamarnya, fokus & tak terfikir untuk pindah tempat

Hatta, teman2 yang seusianya yang biasa menemaninya bermain mengajaknya bermain, selalu tak digubris lagi. Tak peduli apapun jenis game & wahananya

Suatu ketika mereka heran bertanya, "kenapa bisa engkau berdiam diri, tidak jenuh seperti itu, padahal usia kita ini adalah usia bermain?"
.
Abdullah bin Abbas menjawab dengan jawaban yang menohok, "bagaimana mungkin aku bosan & beranjak bila disini aku ditemani bersama Allah, para nabi, Rasulullah & para sahabatnya?"
.
Yaitu kisah2 & latar belakang ayat demi ayat dalam Qur'an
.
🎥 @shifrunn
📜 @shifrunn
.
Good job sis, @sherlyannavita 😀
.
#jokowi #ilc #ibukota #jakarta #banjir #macet #polusi #satire #komedi #ngakak #shifrun #mrivky

1,294 45 20 August, 2019
Klassiker am Samstag! #repost
Habt ein schönes Wochenende ❤
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Klassiker am Samstag! #repost
Habt ein schönes Wochenende ❤
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Unterstützt meine Arbeit jetzt via PayPal. Link findet ihr in meiner Bio 🤗
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#weekend #beer #korn #humor #cartoon #satire #oceanartmedias

8,202 32 17 August, 2019
I collected beach debris as repetitive units of construction, transforming discarded toxic plastics into oversized mutant sea urchins made from scavenged styrofoam flotsam and the nose-cones of incendiary bottle-rockets. It’s ironic that many of these items are made in China, sold on Native American tribal lands, and exploded into the air during America’s celebration of the melting pot on Independence Day, only to end up stranded 
on Northwest shores.

I collected beach debris as repetitive units of construction, transforming discarded toxic plastics into oversized mutant sea urchins made from scavenged styrofoam flotsam and the nose-cones of incendiary bottle-rockets. It’s ironic that many of these items are made in China, sold on Native American tribal lands, and exploded into the air during America’s celebration of the melting pot on Independence Day, only to end up stranded
on Northwest shores.

285 2 3 hours ago
Game of Tohok ®
.
Pernahkah kita menyadari bahwa semakin dewasa seseorang. Maka makin tenang pula pembawaanya?
.
Ingat tak, dahulu kita kecil begitu susah untuk diam? suka berpindah2 posisi, gemar bermain & berlari kesana-kemari

Tapi semakin kesini, makin kita dewasa, makin cenderung berkurang bergerak, makin banyak berfikir, memahami posisi, kondisi, situasi, & tugas maupun tanggung jawab pribadi

Masihkah kita sempat bermain game saat tugas2 menumpuk kian mendesak? Tentu tidak bila sudah dewasa

Kita sudah tak mungkin lagi kita berlari2 di dalam masjid. Mustahil kita berpindah2 posisi saat sholat. Kian lenyap sudah rasa tertarik bermain2 saat bertamu formal

Begitu pula dalam menjabat & memimpin. Semakin berat tanggung jawab & besar amanah sebuah peran, maka selayaknya kita kian tenang menjalaninya seolah terpaku oleh beban yang kian berat kian menekan-mendiamkan

Kalo pun ada juga spesies yang sifat jiwanya kekanak2an padahal terkurung dalam fisik dewasa alias cacat mental (bukan dalam makna sebenarnya)
.
Teringat seorang milenial di zaman kenabian, Abdullah bin Abbas ketika terlantik oleh Nabi beban amanah berat sebagai Ahli Tafsir

Nabi melantik dengan cara menepuk2 dadanya dan mendoa "Allahumma faqqihhu fiddin wa a’llimhuttakwil, Ya Allah, berilah kefahaman kepadanya dalam urusan agama & ajarkan padanya Takwil (tafsir Quran)"
.
Semenjak saat itulah jiwanya kian tenang tertunduk oleh beban. Dia sibuk duduk belajar dalam kamarnya, fokus & tak terfikir untuk pindah tempat

Hatta, teman2 yang seusianya yang biasa menemaninya bermain mengajaknya bermain, selalu tak digubris lagi. Tak peduli apapun jenis game & wahananya

Suatu ketika mereka heran bertanya, "kenapa bisa engkau berdiam diri, tidak jenuh seperti itu, padahal usia kita ini adalah usia bermain?"
.
Abdullah bin Abbas menjawab dengan jawaban yang menohok, "bagaimana mungkin aku bosan & beranjak bila disini aku ditemani bersama Allah, para nabi, Rasulullah & para sahabatnya?"
.
Yaitu kisah2 & latar belakang ayat demi ayat dalam Qur'an
.
🎥 @shifrunn
📜 @shifrunn
.
Good job sis, @sherlyannavita 😀
.
#jokowi #ilc #ibukota #jakarta #banjir #macet #polusi #satire #komedi #ngakak #shifrun

Game of Tohok ®
.
Pernahkah kita menyadari bahwa semakin dewasa seseorang. Maka makin tenang pula pembawaanya?
.
Ingat tak, dahulu kita kecil begitu susah untuk diam? suka berpindah2 posisi, gemar bermain & berlari kesana-kemari

Tapi semakin kesini, makin kita dewasa, makin cenderung berkurang bergerak, makin banyak berfikir, memahami posisi, kondisi, situasi, & tugas maupun tanggung jawab pribadi

Masihkah kita sempat bermain game saat tugas2 menumpuk kian mendesak? Tentu tidak bila sudah dewasa

Kita sudah tak mungkin lagi kita berlari2 di dalam masjid. Mustahil kita berpindah2 posisi saat sholat. Kian lenyap sudah rasa tertarik bermain2 saat bertamu formal

Begitu pula dalam menjabat & memimpin. Semakin berat tanggung jawab & besar amanah sebuah peran, maka selayaknya kita kian tenang menjalaninya seolah terpaku oleh beban yang kian berat kian menekan-mendiamkan

Kalo pun ada juga spesies yang sifat jiwanya kekanak2an padahal terkurung dalam fisik dewasa alias cacat mental (bukan dalam makna sebenarnya)
.
Teringat seorang milenial di zaman kenabian, Abdullah bin Abbas ketika terlantik oleh Nabi beban amanah berat sebagai Ahli Tafsir

Nabi melantik dengan cara menepuk2 dadanya dan mendoa "Allahumma faqqihhu fiddin wa a’llimhuttakwil, Ya Allah, berilah kefahaman kepadanya dalam urusan agama & ajarkan padanya Takwil (tafsir Quran)"
.
Semenjak saat itulah jiwanya kian tenang tertunduk oleh beban. Dia sibuk duduk belajar dalam kamarnya, fokus & tak terfikir untuk pindah tempat

Hatta, teman2 yang seusianya yang biasa menemaninya bermain mengajaknya bermain, selalu tak digubris lagi. Tak peduli apapun jenis game & wahananya

Suatu ketika mereka heran bertanya, "kenapa bisa engkau berdiam diri, tidak jenuh seperti itu, padahal usia kita ini adalah usia bermain?"
.
Abdullah bin Abbas menjawab dengan jawaban yang menohok, "bagaimana mungkin aku bosan & beranjak bila disini aku ditemani bersama Allah, para nabi, Rasulullah & para sahabatnya?"
.
Yaitu kisah2 & latar belakang ayat demi ayat dalam Qur'an
.
🎥 @shifrunn
📜 @shifrunn
.
Good job sis, @sherlyannavita 😀
.
#jokowi #ilc #ibukota #jakarta #banjir #macet #polusi #satire #komedi #ngakak #shifrun

1,190 59 21 August, 2019
Lestarikan Kalimantan. Jangan ubah jadi Jawa. Buat apa ibukota baru? kalo Memerintah bisa lewat smartphone. Kredit HP baru aja Cukup👌😃
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Lestarikan Kalimantan. Jangan ubah jadi Jawa. Buat apa ibukota baru? kalo Memerintah bisa lewat smartphone. Kredit HP baru aja Cukup👌😃
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1,415 20 20 August, 2019
It's alright Devin Booker, I wouldn't expect you to be able to score on lock down defender Tony Snell anyway.

It's alright Devin Booker, I wouldn't expect you to be able to score on lock down defender Tony Snell anyway.

19,913 500 20 August, 2019
Tickets are selling pretty damn quick for my brand new live show The FAKE NEWS Tour. Go to my website JonathanPie.com for tickets and info #jonathanpie #satire #comedy #fakenews

Tickets are selling pretty damn quick for my brand new live show The FAKE NEWS Tour. Go to my website JonathanPie.com for tickets and info #jonathanpie #satire #comedy #fakenews

1,313 127 15 August, 2019